My attitude toward peace does not depend on which war we are discussing. I think that words should do the work of bombs.

Why go through life feeling cheated? It does nothing but make you bitter.

Most conservatives also believe in the death penalty, but not abortion, which proves they like to procrastinate.

That's part of being an artist; you have to be that sensitive.

I'm very much a stand-up comedian in my heart. That's really what I do. Now I'm trying to incorporate all of the different elements of my work as a performer, and use it as a stand-up comedian.

I have permanent damage to my body because I wanted to be thin.

For me to be ten pounds thinner is a full-time job, and I am handing in my notice and walking out the door!!