I get a lot from great '90s artists like Juliana Hatfield, The Pixies, and bands like That Dog and The Breeders.

One of my first jobs was on a lesbian cruise. I was the ship comedian for the Lesbian Love Boat.

There's a lot of guy comics who I think are funny, but I generally am more excited about a special or a show where there are females.

People drain me, even the closest of friends, and I find loneliness to be the best state in the union to live in.

I think that when you are accused of being in bad taste it can be quite positive. You're challenging the notions of polite society. I'd like to put across the notion that bad taste is actually good for you.

Why can't all different types of women be considered beautiful? Why can't we can't we all be considered possible love interests?

I have permanent damage to my body because I wanted to be thin.