Often something that is in bad taste or considered to be in bad taste is something that's just very true but that people are unwilling to discuss or comment on.

If you really care about children then why would you want to keep families from adopting them?

I'm very much a stand-up comedian in my heart. That's really what I do. Now I'm trying to incorporate all of the different elements of my work as a performer, and use it as a stand-up comedian.

I think the best way to get over your body issues is to just flaunt your body at every opportunity.

I don't think I'm gay. I don't think I'm straight. I think I'm just slutty. Where's my parade?

Tattooing is my social life, too, so most of my time is taken up with that. People like Henry Lewis, Mike Davis at Everlasting Tattoo.

Sometimes the only way to deal with horrific things in life is through a dark sense of humor.