I've always thought the law ought to put on spectacles, it has mighty poor eyesight once in a while.
You can't have genius without patience.
Fighting should be left to dogs and cats and chickens, who can't reason.
I have no faith in a human critter who hasn't one or two bad habits.
There's one thing that always interests me about you good people, not your certainty that the rest of us are swine, - no doubt we are, - but your certainty that your opinions are pearls.
... in a wicked way, it is an incentive to good living to observe the spice of enjoyment there is to a godly soul in a very little sin.