I suppose I wanted to have my cake and eat it. But then again, what were you going to do with your cake if not eat it? Frame it? Use it as a sachet in your underwear drawer?

I loved being in my own head so much, it was getting harder and harder being with other people.

How to make God laugh? Tell Him your plans.

There's no doubt that relationships do suffer when circumstances change profoundly.

I knew it, I just knew it! The person who had the job of writing my life's dialogue used to work on a very low budget soap opera.

Political correctness is a minefield

For feel-good fiction to work, there has to be an element of darkness.