Marriage is the dark side of the honeymoon

The one thing a person wants in life is usually something basic that money can't buy.

When you're young and healthy you can plan on Monday to commit suicide, and by Wednesday you're laughing again.

I hear you're looking for a sexy blonde to play with the Marx Brothers. Would you like to see me. I'm blonde and I'm sexy.

Well, whatever I am, I am the blonde!

Of the nude pictures: Sure I posed. I needed the money.

If a star or studio chief or any other great movie personages find themselves sitting among a lot of nobodies, they get frightened - as if somebody was trying to demote them.