Be able to identify the most common breeds of dogs and cats on sight.

Know the names of past and current artists who are most famous for playing their instruments.

Know which officials are voted into office and which are appointed, and by whom.

If you never heard opportunity knock, maybe you're never at home.

Just because you're unemployed doesn't mean you're not doing anything useful. You are, for example, at least keeping your mother-in-law's wit sharp.

Be able to set a table so that you feel like you're dining, not just sitting and eating.

Be able to recognize the dangerous snakes, spiders, insects, and plants that live in your area of the country.