One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron.

Be able to go shopping for a bathing suit and not become depressed afterward.

Know how to effectively voice a complaint or make a claim at a retail store.

Be able to recognize the dangerous snakes, spiders, insects, and plants that live in your area of the country.

Revenge feels right only to those directly involved. Justice feels right even to outsiders.

Everybody loves an accent. It you've been unlucky in love, consider pulling up stakes and moving to another country. Then you'll be the one with a neat foreign accent.

Be able to back up a car for a considerable distance in a straight line and back out of a driveway.