Have you ever noticed that when you must struggle to hear something, you close your eyes?

The difference between America and England is that the English think 100 miles is a long distance and the Americans think 100 years is a long time. The difference between an autobiography and an unauthorized biography is like the difference between an account of your life written by your mother and one written by your mother-in-law.

Be able to sneeze without sounding ridiculous. That means neither stifling yourself or spraying your immediate vicinity.

Know what to do if you feel faint or dizzy, especially if you might fall and hit your head.

Know how to garnish food so that it is more appealing to the eye and even more flavorful than before.

Know the names of past and current artists who are most famous for playing their instruments.

You can't be wise without being intelligent, but you certainly can be intelligent without being wise.