I like to hold a book. When someone sends me a script, I ask for a hard copy or print one out.

I hated high school. Ugh. I couldn't wait until it was over so I could sleep in. In college, I made sure all my classes were in the afternoon. I hated getting up in the morning.

Look, you're either loved or hated. Which is a good thing, as Bette Davis used to say.

I love doing scripted things. What little acting ability I have I am holding on with my hangnails.

Stand-up was like being on a Barbie townhouse stage.

I knew the full 'Judy Garland Carnegie Hall' double album set at age 2. And then my mother wondered why I was gay. I was like, 'Are you nuts? You would make me get on the table to sing Judy Garland songs and you're upset?

I wouldn't live with me, believe me. I'm moody.