I like to hold a book. When someone sends me a script, I ask for a hard copy or print one out.

I won't do reality. That is done. And I don't want people following me around with a camera 24 hours a day.

I like to hold a book. When someone sends me a script, I ask for a hard copy or print one out.

Who do you think I am, Pete Rose? I don't bet. I come from a long line of compulsive gamblers. Gambling scares me.

Stand-up was like being on a Barbie townhouse stage.

I love doing scripted things. What little acting ability I have I am holding on with my hangnails.

I mean, the things you think will never happen, you have to confront; those things that come into your life that you thought you never could deal with, you do.