A lot of guys like to fantasize about having sex with 2 girls at the same time... I like to fantasize about having sex with the same girl twice, thank you.

It totally ruins my voice. I quit smoking, drinking, and doing ecstasy.

A lot of guys like to fantasize about having sex with 2 girls at the same time... I like to fantasize about having sex with the same girl twice, thank you.

During the downtime on tour, I simply walk from room to room, staring into my computer.

Take it from me because I learned the hard way: circumcisions are best left to professionals.

The thing you realize as you get older is that parents don't know what the Hell they're doing and neither will you when you get to be a parent

You guys are lucky, cuz in Europe, like you can show boobs on TV and like in magazines and what not. We're Americans so the slightest, the slightest glimpse of a nipple will.