All the really pretty girls get pregnant.

Look at me... look at me... I need the attention, oooh I'm punk rock I got some tattoos, I got some piercings. If I'm gonna get some piercings then I want everyone to see it...I don't need to advertise my punkness. A real punk doesn't need to show off...Its like a Karate man... the Karate man bleed on the inside. A real punk is punk on the inside.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off a boat? Because if they fell forwards they'd still be in the boat.

A lot of guys like to fantasize about having sex with 2 girls at the same time... I like to fantasize about having sex with the same girl twice, thank you.

I live to play music, and hang out with my wife and kid, and hang out with my friends, and discover the world. Read books, watch movies, see art, see the world, meet new people.

There's also this weirdness to California, this darkness, it's a place where people come to follow their dreams and sometimes don't make it.

Vegetables....a waste of good plate space