All the really pretty girls get pregnant.

My parents were pretty lenient with me. But, they gave me morality while I was growing up. They taught me the difference between right and wrong.

There is nothing more awkward and more laughable than a naked dude with his wiener flopping.

I think age is just a stupid number.

I don't want to spend a month and a half in a studio with music I don't like, and fortunately I don't have to.

If your like me, you like to wait till your parents are having sex and walk in on them and act like its an accident, and then ask if you can join in.

Once you declare your loyalty to a team, every person who doesn't support that team, it's their job to ruin you, to tell you you're an idiot and to tell you that you made the wrong choice.