I welcome you to the community of people who have decided that EASY will no longer suffice!

Start training yourself. You don't have to have been an elite lifter to be a good coach - I sure as hell wasn't. But you have to at least have been under the bar enough to know why wedon't look up at the bleeding ceiling when we squat!

There are few things graven in stone, except that you have to squat or you're a pussy.

If you insist on wearing gloves, make sure they match your purse.

Humans are not physically normal in the absence of hard physical effort.

There is no substitute for milk. Sorry.

I recommend that you change colleges.