There are few things graven in stone, except that you have to squat or you're a pussy.

If you insist on wearing gloves, make sure they match your purse.

Opinions are like phasers - everybody ought to have one.

An adult male weighs at least 200 pounds

A weak man is not as happy as that same man would be if he were strong. This reality is offensive to some people who would like the intellectual or spiritual to take precedence. It is instructive to see what happens to these very people as their squat strength goes up.

There are few things graven in stone, except that you have to squat or you're a pussy.

Any idiot can get on a treadmill and watch TV and then take great pride in the fact they've ‘exercised.