We all belong to the nasty stinking little human race, & of course it is not nice for God's beloved vermin to scoff at each other... Oh, we are a nasty little lot-& to think there are people who would like to save us & continue us. It won't happen if I have any influence.

You take the lies out of him, and he'll shrink to the size of your hat; you take the malice out of him, and he'll disappear.

The only people who should use the possessive 'we' are kings, newspaper editors, and persons with tapeworms.

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness.

Wherefore being all of one mind, we do highly resolve that government of the grafted by the grafter for the grafter shall not perish from the earth.

The physician who knows only medicine, knows not even medicine.

There are no people who are quite so vulgar as the over-refined.