The more you join with people in their joys and their sorrows, the more nearer and dearer they come to be to you.
It is more trouble to make a maxim than it is to do right.
There is no urge so great as for one man to edit another man's work.
Progressive improvement beats delayed perfection.
English humor is hard to appreciate, though, unless you are trained to it. The English papers, in reporting my speeches, always put 'laughter' in the wrong place.
When one has tasted watermelon he knows what the angels eat.