I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.

None but an ass pays a compliment and asks a favour at the same time. There are many asses.

The unexamined life may not be worth living, but the life too closely examined may not be lived at all.

There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race, and finish the farce.

Optimist: Person who travels on nothing from nowhere to happiness.

The longing of my heart is a fairy portrait of myself: I want to be pretty; I want to eliminate facts and fill up the gap with charms.

Jim said that bees won't sting idiots, but I didn't believe that, because I tried them lots of times myself and they wouldn't sting me.