I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.

There is no such thing as a new idea. We simply take a lot of old ideas and put them into a sort of mental kaleidoscope.

Happiness ain't a thing in itself - it's only a contrast with something that ain't pleasant.

I am not the editor of a newspaper and shall always try to do right and be good so that God will not make me one.

Wheresoever she was, there was Eden.

New Orleans food is as delicious as the less criminal forms of sin.

One must travel, to learn. Every day, now, old Scriptural phrases that never possessed any significance for me before, take to themselves a meaning.