After my marriage she edited everything I wrote. And what is more, she not only edited my works, she edited me.

What do you think of the human mind? I mean, in case you think there is a human mind.

A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty.

Adam was not alone in the Garden of Eden, however, and does not deserve all the credit; much is due to Eve, the first woman, and Satan, the first consultant.

There is no unhappiness like the misery of sighting land (and work) again after a cheerful, careless voyage.

Of all the animals, man is the only one that lies.

When one reads Bibles, one is less surprised at what the Deity knows than at what He doesn't know.