The difference between those that succeed and those that fail is, those that succeeded tried.

But that's always the way; it don't make no difference whether you do right or wrong, a person's conscience ain't got no sense, and just goes for him anyway. If I had a yaller dog that didn't know no more than a person's conscience does I would pison him. It takes up more room than all the rest of a person's insides, and yet ain't no good, nohow.

I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

You have heretofore found out, by my teachings, that man is a fool; you are now aware that woman is a damned fool.

Look at the mother of Washington! She raised a boy that could not tell a lie--could not tell a lie! But he never had any chance. It might have been different if he had belonged to the Washington Newspaper Correspondents' Club

The waves most washed me off the raft sometimes, but I hadn't any clothes on, and didn't mind.