The educated Southerner has no use for an 'r', except at the beginning of a word.

How slow and still the time did drag along.

Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.

I used to think my father was an idiot, until I turned twenty-one... Then I thought he was a genus.

It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. Overnight success is a fallacy. It is preceded by a great deal of preparation. Ask any successful person how they came to this point in their lives, and they will have a story to tell.

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners.