If you send a damned fool to St. Louis, and you don't tell them he's a damned fool, they'll never find out.
Mark TwainThe soul and substance of what customarily ranks as patriotism is moral cowardice -- and always has been.
Mark TwainAnd so when I couldn't stand it no longer, I lit out. I got into my old rags and my sugar-hogshead again, and was free and satisfied.
Mark Twain