The secret to success: find out where people are going and get there first

To be good is noble; but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble.

I have criticized absent people so often, and then discovered, to my humiliation, that I was talking with their relatives, that I have grown superstitious about that sort of thing and dropped it.

A person who has a cat by the tail knows a whole lot more about cats than someone who has just read about them.

You may say organize, organize, organize; but there may be so much organization that it will interfere with the work to be done.

If you take epitaphs seriously, we ought to bury the living and resurrect the dead.

Never have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.