The secret to success: find out where people are going and get there first

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

No one can tell me what is a good cigar--for me. I am the only judge... There are no standards--no real standards. Each man's preference is the only standard for him, the only one which he can accept, the only one which can command him.

No church property is taxed and so the infidel and the atheist and the man without religion are taxed to make up the deficit.

Whenever we come upon one of those intensely right words in a book or a newspaper the resulting effect is physical as well as spiritual, and electrically prompt.

Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it hundreds of times.

Golden rule: Made of hard metal so it could stand severe wear, it not being known at that time that butter would answer.