Demagogue--a vessel containing beer and other liquids.
It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.
There are no grades of vanity; there are only grades of ability in concealing it.
What marriage is to morality, a properly conducted licensed liquor traffic is to sobriety.
The Germans are exceedingly fond of Rhine wines; they are put up in tall, slender bottles, and are considered a pleasant beverage. One tells them from vinegar by the label.
When I want to read something nice, I sit down and write it myself.