There is not an acre of ground on the globe that is in possession of its rightful owner, or that has not been taken away from owner after owner, cycle afer cycle, by force and bloodshed.

Humor is man's greatest blessing.

Homely truth is unpalatable.

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

Man is a Religious Animal. He is the only Religious Animal. He is the only animal that has the True Religion--several of them. He is the only animal that loves his neighbor as himself and cuts his throat if his theology isn't straight. He has made a graveyard of the globe in trying his honest best to smooth his brother's path to happiness and heaven....The higher animals have no religion. And we are told that they are going to be left out in the Hereafter. I wonder why? It seems questionable taste.

Never knew before what eternity was made for. It is to give some of us a chance to learn German.

For we were little Christian children and early learned the value of forbidden fruit.