Well, Ben Rogers, if I was as ignorant as you I wouldn't let on.

If you don't like the weather in New England now, just wait a few minutes.

Carlyle said 'a lie cannot live.' It shows that he did not know how to tell them.

Men are like bank accounts. The more money, the more interest they generate.

A dollar picked up in the road is more satisfaction to you than the ninety-and -nine which you had to work for, and money won at faro or in stock snuggles into your heart in the same way.

God pours out love upon all with a lavish hand -- but He reserves vengeance for His very own.

Each nation knowing it has the only true religion and the only sane system of government, each despising all the others, each an ass and not suspecting it.