Men think they think upon the great political questions, and they do; but they think with their party, not independently; they read its literature, but not that of the other side

Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.

Fleas can be taught nearly anything a congressman can.

I would rather go to bed with Lillian Russell stark naked than Ulysses S Grant in full military regalia.

Whenever a copyright law is to be made or altered, then the idiots assemble.

Don't go to sleep, so many people die there.

I am an anti-imperialist. I am opposed to having the eagle put its talons on any other land.