It's my opinion that every one I know has morals, though I wouldn't like to ask. I know I have. But I'd rather teach them than practice them any day. "Give them to others"-that's my motto.

In my age, as in my youth, night brings me many a deep remorse. I realize that from the cradle up I have been like the rest of the race - never quite sane in the night.

Never tell a lie-except for practice.

Who knows, he may grow up to be President someday, unless they hang him first!" Aunt Polly about Tom Sawyer

In religion, India is the only millionaire... the One land that all men desire to see, and having seen once, by even a glimpse, would not give that glimpse for all the shows of all the rest of the globe combined.

Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.

But we are all insane, anyway. Note the mountain-climbers.