Damn these human beings; if I had invented them I would go hide my head in a bag.

Delicacy - a sad, sad false delicacy - robs literature of the two best things among its belongings: Family-circle narratives & obscene stories.

When you catch an adjective, kill it - perhaps the best possible advice for budding writers.

Don't live in the past, don't ponder about the future, stay at the PRESENT moment NOW...always.

A little more kindness, A little less speed, A little more giving, A little less greed, A little more smile, A little less frown, A little less kicking, A man while he's down, A little more "We", A little less "I", A little more laugh, A little less cry, A little more flowers, On the pathway of life, And fewer on graves, At the end of the strife.

I am losing enough sleep to supply a worn-out army.

The inability to forget is far more devastating than the inability to remember.