Damn these human beings; if I had invented them I would go hide my head in a bag.

There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one - keep from telling their happiness to the unhappy.

One can enjoy a rainbow without necessarily forgetting the forces that made it.

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

I have never taken any exercise, except sleeping and resting, and I never intend to take any. Exercise is loathsome. And it cannot be any benefit when you are tired; and I was always tired.

It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native criminal class except Congress.