Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

We are strange beings, we seem to go free, but we go in chains - chains of training, custom, convention, association, environment - in a word, Circumstance, and against these bonds the strongest of us struggle in vain.

And always we had wars, and more wars, and still other wars - all over Europe, all over the world. "Sometimes in the private interest of royal families," Satan said, "sometimes to crush a weak nation; but never a war started by the aggressor for any clean purpose - there is no such war in the history of the race."

What marriage is to morality, a properly conducted licensed liquor traffic is to sobriety.

great people are those who make others feel that they, too, can become great.

It is often the case that a man who can't tell a lie thinks he is the best judge of one.

[N]o country can be well governed unless its citizens as a body keep religiously before their minds that they are the guardians of the law and that the law officers are only the machinery for its execution, nothing more.