Knowledge becomes wisdom only after it has been put to good use.

Some people get an education without going to college. The rest get it after they get out.

An inglorious peace is better than a dishonorable war.

The Koran does not permit Mohammedans to drink. Their natural instincts do not permit them to be moral. They say the Sultan has eight hundred wives. This almost amounts to bigamy.

I said there was but one solitary thing about the past worth remembering, and that was the fact that it is past-can't be restored.

The government is merely a servant―merely a temporary servant; it cannot be its prerogative to determine what is right and what is wrong, and decide who is a patriot and who isn't. Its function is to obey orders, not originate them.

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.