All you drunkards: Put down the intoxicating Vanity Metrics.

If we learned to walk and talk the way we learn to read and write, everyone would limp and stutter.

There is nothing in the world like persuasive speech to fuddle the mental apparatus.

She remained both girl and woman to the last day of her life. Under a grave and gentle exterior burned inextinguishable fires of sympathy, energy, devotion, enthusiasm, and absolutely limitless affection.

...mastery of the art and spirit of the Germanic language enables a man to travel all day in one sentence without changing cars.

Optimist: Person who travels on nothing from nowhere to happiness.

Irreverence is the champion of liberty and its only sure defense.