When in doubt tell the truth. It will confound your enemies and astound your friends.

You may honestly feel grateful that homeopathy survived the attempts of the allopaths (orthodoxy) to destroy it.

The new political gospel: public office is private graft.

I don't know of a single foreign product that enters this country untaxed, except the answer to prayer.

If you shamefully misuse a cat once she will always maintain a dignified reserve toward you afterward. You will never get her full confidence again.

If everyone was satisfied with himself, there would be no heroes.

It is a wise child that knows its own father, and an unusual one that unreservedly approves of him.