It takes me a long time to lose my temper, but once lost I could not find it with a dog.

The reason most people don't go to church is because they've already been.

Heroine: Girl in a book who is saved from drowning by a hero and marries him next week, but if it was to be over again ten years later it is likely she would rather have a life-belt and he would rather have her have it. Hero: Person in a book who does things which he can't and girl marries him for it.

The human race is a race of cowards; and I am not only marching in that procession but carrying a banner.

I knew a man who grabbed a cat by the tail and learned forty percent more about cats than the man who didn't.

Cherimoya, the most delicious fruit known to men.

The exercise of an extraordinary gift is the supremest pleasure in life.