Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits. Fanatics will never learn that, though it be written in letters of gold across the sky. It is the prohibition that makes anything precious.

To eat is human, to digest, divine

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

There comes a time in every rightly constructed boy's life when he has a raging desire to go somewhere and dig for hidden treasure.

Seventy is old enough. After that there is too much risk.

Apparently one of the most uncertain things in the world is the funeral of a religion.

In all the ages, three-fourths of the support of the great charities has been conscience money.