Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits. Fanatics will never learn that, though it be written in letters of gold across the sky. It is the prohibition that makes anything precious.

The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.

The past does not repeat itself, but it rhymes.

Do not undervalue the headache. While it is at its sharpest it seems a bad investment; but when relief begins, the unexpired remainder is worth $4 a minute.

Both marriage and death ought to be welcome: the one promises happiness, doubtless the other assures it.

Wheresoever she was, there was Eden.

I am the entire human race compacted together. I have found that there is no ingredient of the race which I do not possess in either a small way or a large way.