Jim said that bees won't sting idiots, but I didn't believe that, because I tried them lots of times myself and they wouldn't sting me.
Mark TwainWhen I was fourteen years old, I was amazed at how unintelligent my father was. By the time I turned twenty-one, I was astounded how much he had learned in the last seven years.
Mark TwainTruth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing wrong with this, except that it ain't so.
Mark Twain