There comes a time in every rightly constructed boy's life when he has a raging desire to go somewhere and dig for hidden treasure.

What ought to be done to the man who invented the celebrating of anniversaries? Mere killing would be too light.

A joke, even if it be a lame one, is nowhere so keenly relished or quickly applauded as in a murder trial.

In forgiving, people are not being asked to forget. On the contrary, it is important to remember, so that we should not let such atrocities happen again. Forgiveness does not mean condoning what has been done. It means taking what happened seriously...drawing out the sting in the memory that threatens our entire existence.

Never do wrong when people are looking.

It is a gratification to me to know that I am ignorant of art... Because people who understand art find nothing in pictures but blemishes.

The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's.