Apparently one of the most uncertain things in the world is the funeral of a religion.

I have found out that there ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.

It's my opinion that every one I know has morals, though I wouldn't like to ask. I know I have. But I'd rather teach them than practice them any day. "Give them to others"-that's my motto.

I knew a man who grabbed a cat by the tail and learned forty percent more about cats than the man who didn't.

History may not repeat, but it often rhymes.

You can go to heaven if you want. I'd rather stay in Bermuda.

By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.