Apparently one of the most uncertain things in the world is the funeral of a religion.

A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation.

Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed

I like a good story well told. That is the reason I am sometimes forced to tell them myself.

I do love compliments, yet I'm often embarrassed to say what I think to the person when I get a compliment. I so often feel that they have not gone far enough.

You can't keep a juvenile moral institution alive on two displays of its sash per year.

The truth hurts, but silence kills.