The gentle reader will never, never know what a consummate ass he can become until he goes abroad.
All gods are better than their reputation.
We have not all had the good fortune to be ladies. We have not all been generals, or poets, or statesmen; but when the toast works down to the babies, we stand on common ground.
Those who do not read have no advantage over those who cannot read.
Explore. Dream. Discover.
The humorous story is told gravely; the teller does his best to conceal the fact that he even dimly suspects that there is anything funny about it.