English humor is hard to appreciate, though, unless you are trained to it. The English papers, in reporting my speeches, always put 'laughter' in the wrong place.

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

Writing is easy. All you have to do is cross out the wrong words.

Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today.

There is nothing like instances to grow hair on a bald-headed argument.

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. As in the words of Wayne Dyer, when you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change. Sometimes to know with certainty that a particular thing is "true", will actually be the very thing that keeps you from attaining the things you seek to achieve.