We Americans are the most lavish and showiest and most luxury loving people on the earth; and at our masthead we fly one true and honest symbol, the gaudiest flag the world has ever seen.

The Bible is a wonderful book; you can prove anything you want with it.

Enthusiasm is caught, not taught.

There is no such thing as the Queen's English. The property has gone into the hands of a joint stock company and we own the bulk of the shares!

How superbly brave is the Englishman in the presence of the awfulest forms of danger and death; and how abject in the presence of any and all forms of hereditary rank.

The [Kodak is] the only witness I have encountered in my long experience that I couldn't bribe.

Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream.