The lack of money is the root of all evil.
Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream.
No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon.
The two Testaments are interesting, each in its own way. The Old one gives us a picture of these people's Deity as he was before he got religion, the other one gives us a picture of him as he appeared afterward.
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.
Ignorant people think it is the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it is the sickening grammar that they use.