Strange a God who mouths Golden Rules and forgiveness, then invented hell; who mouths morals to other people and has none Himself; who frowns upon crimes yet commits them all; who created man without invitation, then tries to shuffle the responsibility for man's acts upon man, instead of honorably placing it where it belongs, upon Himself; and finally with altogether divine obtuseness, invites this poor, abused slave to worship Him!

I saw a startling sight today, a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

Between us, we cover all knowledge; he knows all that can be known and I know the rest.

Imagine, if you will, that I am an idiot. Then, imagine that I am also a Congressman. But, alas, I repeat myself.

Principles aren't of much account anyway, except at election time. After that you hang them up to let them season.

The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten

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