I think the Cincinnati Enquirer must be edited by children.
We are all alike, on the inside.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
Demagogue--a vessel containing beer and other liquids.
Nothing is so ignorant as a man's left hand, except a lady's watch.
Literature is well enough, as a time-passer, and for the improvement and general elevation and purification of mankind, but it has no practical value.