When one has tasted watermelons, one knows what angels eat. It was not a Southern watermelon that Eve took; we know it because she repented.
Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.
It was enough to make a body ashamed of the human race.
There is nothing like instances to grow hair on a bald-headed argument.
A good lawyer knows the law; a clever one takes the judge to lunch.
Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.