The convention missionaries call "modesty" has no standard, and cannot have one, because it is opposed to nature and reason and is therefore an artificiality and subject to anybody's whim - anybody's diseased caprice.
Don't let schooling interfere with your education.
There has been much tragedy in my life; at least half of it actually happened.
Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
I think the Cincinnati Enquirer must be edited by children.
Really, what we want now, is not laws against crime, but a law against insanity. That is where the true evil lies.