Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.

I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way.

Be good and you will be lonely.

Custom is, to think a handsome thing in private but tame it down in the utterance.

Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed

I think a compliment ought always to precede a complaint, where one is possible, because it softens resentment and insures for the complaint a courteous and gentle reception.

The catfish is Plenty good enough fish for anyone