Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.

Don't you know that the very thing a man dreads is the thing that always happens?

I have traveled more than anyone else, and I have noticed that even the angels speak English with an accent.

We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess.

Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.

As for the dinosaur - But Noah's conscience was easy; it was not named in his cargo list and he and the boys were not aware that there was such a creature. He said he could not blame himself for not knowing about the dinosaur, because it was an American animal and America had not then been discovered.

We grant God the possession of all the qualities of mind except the one that keeps the others healthy; that watches over their dignity; that focuses their vision true--humor.