Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.

He has been a doctor a year now and has had two patients - no, three, I think - yes, it was three; I attended their funerals.

Be good and you will be lonely.

Steal a chicken if you get a chance, Huck, because if you don't want it, someone else does and a good deed ain't never forgotten.

A sin takes on a new and real terror when there seems a chance that it is going to be found out.

In German, a young lady has no sex, but a turnip has

What do you think of the human mind? I mean, in case you think there is a human mind.