I don't mind what the opposition say of me so long as they don't tell the truth about me. But when they descend to telling the truth about me I consider that this is taking an unfair advantage.

I don't know of a single foreign product that enters this country untaxed, except the answer to prayer.

You may say a cat uses good grammar. Well, a cat does -- but you let a cat get excited once; you let a cat get to pulling fur with another cat on a shed, nights, and you'll hear grammar that will give you the lockjaw. Ignorant people think it's the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it's the sickening grammar they use.

I don't believe there is anything in the whole earth that you can't learn in Berlin except the German language.

Human pride is not worthwhile; there is always something lying in wait to take the wind out of it.

What marriage is to morality, a properly conducted licensed liquor traffic is to sobriety.

And I urge upon you this - which I think is wisdom - if you find you can't make seventy by any but an uncomfortable road, don't you go.