I don't believe there is anything in the whole earth that you can't learn in Berlin except the German language.

Man will do many things to get himself loved, he will do all things to get himself envied.

If it would not look too much like showing off, I would tell the reader where New Zealand is.

Tea is an affront to lunch and an insult to dinner.

The only people who should use the possessive 'we' are kings, newspaper editors, and persons with tapeworms.

A human being has a natural desire to have more of a good thing than he needs.

Nothing is so ignorant as a man's left hand, except a lady's watch.