Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to.
There are three kinds of liars: liars, damned liars, and statisticians
In the real world, nothing happens at the right place at the right time. It is the job of journalists and historians to correct that.
Experience comes from bad judgment.
If all the fools in this world should die, lordly God how lonely I should be.
To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government and the sure and gradual deterioration of the public morals.