I was educated once - it took me years to get over it.

Switzerland is simply a large, lumpy, solid rock with a thin skin of grass stretched over it.

My heart goes out to anyone who is making his first appearance before an audience of human beings.

It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.

The machine has several virtues... One may lean back in his chair and work it. It piles an awful stack of words on one page. It don't muss things or scatter ink blots around.

He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages.

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.