You should never trust a man who has only one way to spell a word.
Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
I would like to live in Manchester, England. The transition between Manchester and death would be unnoticeable.
Heaven is the very last place to come to rest and don't you be afraid to bet on that!
What work I have done I have done because it has been play. If it had been work I shouldn't have done it. . . . The work that is really a man's own work is play and not work at all. . . . When we talk about the great workers of the world we really mean the great players of the world.
Some people get an education without going to college. The rest get it after they get out.