Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

Beautiful credit! The foundation of modern society.

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.

The finest clothing made is a person's own skin, but, of course, society demands something more than this.

Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.

You have heretofore found out, by my teachings, that man is a fool; you are now aware that woman is a damned fool.

I'm merely running some errands. This is now off the record.