Baccarat is a game whereby the croupier gathers in money with a flexible sculling oar, then rakes it home. If I could have borrowed his oar I would have stayed.
It takes me a long time to lose my temper, but once lost I could not find it with a dog.
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
Old habits cannot be thrown out the upstairs window. They have to be coaxed downstairs one step at a time.
If you have to swallow a frog, don't stare at it too long.
Whiskey is for drinking; water is for fighting over.