Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.

We have to keep our God placated with prayer, and even then we are never sure of him-how much higher and finer is the Indian's God...Our illogical God is all-powerful in name, but impotent in fact; the Great Spirit is not all-powerful, but does the very best he can for his injun and does it free of charge

In all my travels the thing that has impressed me the most is the universal brotherhood of man-what there is of it.

Worrying is paying interest on a debt you might not even owe.

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

Frankness is a jewel; only the young can afford it.

It must be well-nigh a maximum of sense to behave so that one escapes being hanged.