Gratitude is a debt which usually goes on accumulating like blackmail; the more you pay, the more is exacted.
Mark TwainIf you had made the acquiring of ignorance the study of your life, you could not have graduated with higher honor than you could to-day.
Mark TwainWhat is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.
Mark TwainMy first American ancestor, gentlemen, was an Indian-an early Indian. Your ancestors skinned him alive, and I am an orphan. All those Salem witches were ancestors of mine. Your people made it tropical for them. . . . The first slave brought into New England out of Africa was an ancestor of mine-for I am a mixed breed, an infinitely shaded and exquisite Mongrel.
Mark Twain